There is a tiger on the loose in Mpumalanga province. An "Illegal" one according to the Mpumalanga Wildlife Management Unit as they have no record of a permit being issued.
So now not only do we have human illegal immigrants but four legged ones as well.As soon as Panjo the tiger is found he will hopefully report to the department of home affairs to get his documentation in order. He should feel right at home with the mountain of paperwork and bureaucratic jungle he will encounter there.
Doubtless the people of the area will have to be on their guard until Panjo is safely back in his bakkie. A news headline I saw earlier stated that there is a helicopter, single-engined plane and two microlights out looking for Panjo, as well as a horde of local farmers that have mobilised to track down the elusive striped kitty.
In a flash of brilliance I hit upon a solution a few minutes ago, one that will save countless man hours and bring a speedy end to the search. Somebody get that zoological expert Ms. Paris Hilton on a plane to Delmas. Last time she was in the country she reported seeing a tiger in the bush, surely she can repeat the feat and find this one for us.
The plan also seems to be to drug the animal once located and once again Ms Hilton seems to have proven ability in this area. In fact, bring her friend along as well.There you go, problem solved – Brilliant hey :)
http://www.timeslive.co.za/local/article571715.ece/Tiger-spotted-outside-Delmasweeblylink_new_window
http://www.timeslive.co.za/entertainment/celebrity/article540497.ece/Say-what-Paris-Hilton-spots-tiger-on-safari
So now not only do we have human illegal immigrants but four legged ones as well.As soon as Panjo the tiger is found he will hopefully report to the department of home affairs to get his documentation in order. He should feel right at home with the mountain of paperwork and bureaucratic jungle he will encounter there.
Doubtless the people of the area will have to be on their guard until Panjo is safely back in his bakkie. A news headline I saw earlier stated that there is a helicopter, single-engined plane and two microlights out looking for Panjo, as well as a horde of local farmers that have mobilised to track down the elusive striped kitty.
In a flash of brilliance I hit upon a solution a few minutes ago, one that will save countless man hours and bring a speedy end to the search. Somebody get that zoological expert Ms. Paris Hilton on a plane to Delmas. Last time she was in the country she reported seeing a tiger in the bush, surely she can repeat the feat and find this one for us.
The plan also seems to be to drug the animal once located and once again Ms Hilton seems to have proven ability in this area. In fact, bring her friend along as well.There you go, problem solved – Brilliant hey :)
http://www.timeslive.co.za/local/article571715.ece/Tiger-spotted-outside-Delmasweeblylink_new_window
http://www.timeslive.co.za/entertainment/celebrity/article540497.ece/Say-what-Paris-Hilton-spots-tiger-on-safari
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